i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up
“suck a dick, craig”
“fight me, helen”
“see you in hell, bernard”
cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting pissed off at the office party or neighborhood bake sale
“you can shove that yellow cake straight up your ass, linda”
“Where are the crackers?”
“I don’t know Charity, why don’t you check the CRACKER CUPBOARD?!”
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